TO THE LADIES: 16 TRUTHS YOU SHOULD KNOW ABOUT MEN

1 – The way to a man’s heart is no longer his stomach but the quality of your brain. 2 – If your man must be Tall, Dark and Handsome then be ready to be the 2nd best because what you desire, others’ seek too. 3 – If you allow your parents’ pressure push you into marriage, you may end up a single- mom. 4 – A man that slaps you before marriage will build a boxing ring after marriage. Guess who his opponent will be – YOU! 5 – If you are yet to know any member of his family after 12 months of courting him, then, is either he wants you as his baby-mama or a back-up plan. 6 – If what attracted him to you are your bosoms and the sexy legs you flaunted, the contents of your brain had better keep him, else, there are too many well-rounded and bigger bosoms waiting to snatch him away. 7 – Men love sex, at least 90% that I’m aware of. So don’t be surprised when he asks you for sex the first day you visit him. But learn to say NO without feeling guilty. If he insists, leave him and keep looking for a man within the 10% that can love and grow the relationship without necessarily disturbing you for sex. Be careful! 8 – If he doesn’t discuss future plans with you in the picture, he just wants a fling. 9 – Even when you trust each other, a little jealousy reminds him that you care. 10 – Men love a listener. No matter how much you want your opinion to push through, listen to his details and don’t counter them. 11 – When you are already living with him before marriage, he won’t propose quickly, you can only become his baby mama; because he won’t pay for the cow where he is getting the milk free of charge. 12 – Don’t waste your years waiting for an unserious man to propose just because his parents loves you, you’re going to be married and living with the man, not his parents. 13 – When you seek his advice, you make him feel more of a man than he is. 14 – Your encouragement or concern about his career or job works faster than listening to a motivational tape. 15 – An engagement ring isn’t an assurance for marriage; it could possibly make you his regular sex-mate if you are not careful. 16 – Don’t endure domestic abuse in a marriage because of your kids and what people will say. If you die as a result, the man, the people and the kids will bid you dust-to-dust, he will marry another woman and she will take your place as the mother of your kids. It’s that simple!